WHY HIRE THE MAVEN, Act 1 Scene 1:
Bob and Jane meet for the first time on a blind date. Bob is waiting at the bar as Jane walks in
Bob thinking to himself - "She looked younger and thinner in her pictures."
Jane thinking to herself -"He told me he was 5'10, he looks like he's
Bob to himself –"I can go skiing on her forehead"
Jane to herself – "Is that a toupee on his head?? I thought he had hair!"
They greet each other with fake smiles and sit down to get to know one another
WHY HIRE THE MAVEN, Act 1 scene 2
Jane excuses herself to go to the ladies room after an hour of forced conversation. She walks into the bathroom and calls her friend
"Please save me. He's a midget with napoleon complex and a toupee! And if he doesn't stop talking about his belief in dinosaurs or his obsession with political conspiracy theories and technology I'm going to shoot myself! Ughh. What's a girl gotta do to find a decent man around here! I'm so tired of going on all of these awful dates…I don't have time for these jerks, freaks, commitment phobes, and phonies!! I'd rather be doing laundry! I'm a GREAT catch, WHY is it SO difficult to find someone NORMAL to fall in love with, someone who I can see an actual FUTURE with???"
Bob checks his phone and sends a mass text message to his friends to see what they are doing
"Hey guys my date is dreadful, looks nothing like her picture, doesn't want kids, keeps showing me pictures of her dog and wont stop talking about her ex and her views on spirituality and astrology. I can't WAIT to get out of here. I work 80 hours a week, I don't have time for this non-sense. WHY are so many women either space cadets, high maintenance, or crazy these days?!? I just want someone that GETS me. It would be nice if she was HOT with BRAINS! Am I asking for TOO much??? She's not out there, i'm convinced.
Jane returns to the bar, they pretend to enjoy each others company for another 30 minutes, part ways and never speak again
Seem familiar to you yet? There are so many more acts and scenes to this play. It goes on and on, and on. Whether you are meeting all of the
wrong ones or having trouble meeting anyone at all, you want to find someone to spend your life with…but WHO? And HOW are you going to find this person, who embodies everything you are looking for?? It seems next to impossible…but have no fear, the Hunting Maven is here!
There IS someone that can answer your prayers! And it's not some mysterious supernatural power sent from the heavens above, waving a magic wand making "THE ONE" miraculously appear. It comes in the form of an actual human being…believe it or not! Someone who has been in your shoes, can understand your frustrations, the disappointment, the lack of time or enthusiasm to continue trying, the importance of finding the qualities you're looking for and most of all, the concern that you may never find it at all.
This human being is I Julia Bekker, a tenacious love huntress, with great instincts and a knack for assembling the perfect pair. I will do the searching for you as if looking through your own eyes! Selecting people based on what YOU are looking for. Personally getting to know these candidates first to make sure you are right for each other. You will then be introduced to your future husbands and wives, your potential
partners in crime. Before you know it you will be deciding who you want to crusade through life with!
Happy endings DO exist, but unlike the movies, love rarely ever just falls into your lap. You must make some changes and take pro active steps towards finding it. I have the power to help you, all you have to do is be OPEN and READY to meet the love of your lifetime.